A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...