Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.