Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Meet Bubba’s Family!
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...