Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...