No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...