Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...