Have a first child
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A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.