Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...