Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...