Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...