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A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...