You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
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A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
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Your Kind of Man
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How to Know where a Driver is from
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A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...