Car Acronyms
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Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...