The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...