Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...