Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...