New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...