A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
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What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...