Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...