Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...