A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...