Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...