John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...