Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...