Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...