Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...