Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...