The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...