50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...