Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...