Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...