In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...