We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...