A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...