What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...