Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...