Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...