Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...