Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...