Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...