Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...