Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...