Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...