In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...