Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!