Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...