Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!