The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...