Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...