Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....