What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...