A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!